01 / THE KITCHEN SET✳
NO REHEARSAL
The Kitchen Headliner
No rehearsal. No problem.
DANCING DOG • $DD
THE DOGS
HAVE TAKEN
THE AUX.
Four paws. Zero rhythm. Infinite confidence. Welcome to the only dance floor where sitting is optional.
$DDCONTRACT ADDRESS
COMING SOON
warning: extremely good dogs
DOG CAM 01 ✦ LIVE(ISH)
THIS DOG IS THE MOMENT.✳ 01 / 06
I meant to
do that!
do that!
CERTIFIED
GOOD
BOY
GOOD
BOY
✦ THE OFFICIAL (UNOFFICIAL) LINEUP
EVERY DOG
HAS ITS DAY.
Three uploaded videos. Six excellent dance breaks. Absolutely no choreography meetings.
02 / PRIVATE BATHROOM SHOW✳
SOLD OUT
The Sink Solo
No audience. Maximum commitment.
03 / TWO-STEP SPECIALIST✦
CERTIFIED WIGGLE
The Side-Stepper
One move. A hundred opinions.
04 / GOLDEN HOUR✳
SUNSET SOLO
The Sunset Soloist
Timed the entrance to the sun.
05 / SHADES ON✦
COOL BY ACCIDENT
The Cool Customer
The sunglasses are doing a lot of work.
06 / FINAL ENCORE✳
MORE? MORE.
The Encore Crew
They refused to leave the floor.
cheese?HE THINKS
THIS GETS HIM
CHEESE.
It worked once. He's never stopped.
✦ DJ GOOD BOY'S BREAK TIME
HE'S BEEN ON
THE AUX ALL NIGHT.
Give the DJ a head pat. He is working very hard, despite having no idea what a DJ is.
or tap his head →
DJ GOOD BOYYOUR PATS 0
He is pretending not to care.5 pats until happy mode
✦ SPREAD THE WIGGLE
GOOD DOGS.
BAD MOVES.
GREAT VIBES.
Send this to someone who dances like nobody's watching. Especially if everybody is.
made for the dogs & the people who get them ♡